I'm investing all my savings into Kleenex Anti-Viral Tissues. I know once I'm done with this cold, I'll have tripled all my money. I suggest you do the same. But act quickly before I manage to kick this crap.
On second thought, you probably have plenty of time. But the quicker you act, the more money you'll make. Starting tomorrow when I visit Wal-Mart and stock up (once again) for the home and office.